Lost In The Translation: Madara's Butt

Those who don't read Manga and especially those who haven't read the Naruto Manga may tune these postings out  
Translating from Japanese to English is a complicated business, as anyone knows.  And sometimes the images just don't seem to jive with what they write in those word balloons.

The following is just some random buffoonery that my and my friends thought of when reading the Naruto Manga, replaced with our own dialogue that seemed to make just as much sense (and was much funnier) that what was actually published.  I'm sure in Japanese it probably sounds all flowery and deep... 

In this Translation (from the issue recently posted) we see all the Hokage gathered and and commisserating over... Madara's BUTT???